Survive Parenthood with How to Raise a Perfect Child Without Actually Trying!

Parenting isn’t for the faint of heart — or the easily embarrassed. If you’ve ever felt completely unqualified for the job, this book is for you.

Forget the sugarcoated advice and impossible Pinterest-perfect expectations. In How to Raise a Perfect Child Without Actually Trying, you’ll get a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide to surviving the madness of raising kids without losing your sanity.

Inside, you’ll discover how to:

• Handle toddler tantrums like a pro (or at least fake it convincingly).
• Navigate the minefield of screen time, snacks, and sleep training.
• Deal with teenage mood swings without resorting to hiding in the closet.
• Embrace the chaos, the mess, and the reality that nobody has it all figured out.
• Find humor in the everyday disasters of parenting.

PLUS, BONUS MATERIAL: Hilariously unhelpful parenting checklists, survival tips for sleep-deprived moms and dads, and the ultimate guide to dodging unsolicited parenting advice.

If you’re tired of overly polished parenting manuals and just want a book that feels like swapping stories with your funniest friend, How to Raise a Perfect Child Without Actually Trying is your next must-listen.

Grab a copy, pour some coffee (or wine), and dive into the messiest, most rewarding job on earth.

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